A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:
98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!
1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!