(A scientist time travels into the year 2024) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures the results come back
UNKNOWN
Why is pluto a dwarf planet
Because it looks like a g- nome
Steven Hawkings had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to pc world for repairs.
What was stephen hawkings favourite toy as a kid ? Hot wheels
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked : " Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work ? "
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow. 'Cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance
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My science teacher was talking about natural selection. At one point she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, Eric Harris It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke look up Eric Harris natural selection.
What do Steven Hawkins and the wicked witch both have in common?
If you throw water over them both, they both die...
Steven hawking walks into a bar oh, wait he doesn’t walk
Why was Stephen hawking late to the NASA meeting He couldn't get up the kerb
There's a new horror movie about Steven Hawking
It's called unplugged 🤣
What's steven Hawking shampoo?
-Head and shoulders 😊
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings Because he's is Stephen HAWKings.
We used to have tail on the back.. and now it moves forward.
In my science class we were watching a video and for no reason at all it started talking about Black Lives Matter and my friend leaned over and whispered “white lives matter more”
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common ? They both charge.
