Science jokes
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
How does a mathematician get tan?
sin/cos.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!