Science

Science Jokes

Rabbit

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."

Blood

My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.

Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...

Ant

If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.

(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)

Bullshit

As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.

WiFi

How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?

You turn off the WiFi router.

Band

What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.

Atom

Why can’t you trust an atom?

Because they make up everything.

Asteroid

When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:

98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!

1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.

Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!