As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
reCAPTCHA
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:
98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!
1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C!
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
