Science jokes
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?
Osmoses.
A photon is checking into a hotel.
The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
David? Mitosis.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.