Science jokes
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.