Science jokes

How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.

Stephen Hawking didn’t die.

His charger broke.

What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?

I'm logging out.

Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.

Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?

He couldn’t stand anyone...

What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?

The cow didn’t make it.

A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"

His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.

I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.

You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.

It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.

I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

I’m just kidding.

My son, who is into astronomy, asked me how stars die. I said, "Usually from an overdose."

What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?

The robot.

What do you do with a dead chemist?

You Ni-tro-gen!

David? Mitosis.

I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."

My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.

Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...