Science jokes
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.
How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
A photon is checking into a hotel.
The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
My science teacher asked me what is found inside cells.
I guess "blacks" wasn't the right answer.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?
Osmoses.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.