Science jokes
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Poop fell off the earth.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
His face.