What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.
I’m just kidding.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
My son, who is into astronomy, asked me how stars die. I said, "Usually from an overdose."
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?
Osmoses.
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
A photon is checking into a hotel.
The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
David? Mitosis.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
Actually, Iron Man is female.
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
