Science jokes
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win no-bell prize!
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
The sun is already bright, stupid!
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.