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Science Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
My mom is a chemistry teacher.
Mom: You can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back.
Me: Tell that to my FUCKING CRUSH, BITCH!
He's in a wheelchair.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
Think like a proton--stay positive!
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
David? Mitosis.
What did Allan say to William, his sister, when he stepped on his toe? "OWWW Mitosis."
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
