It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
Science Jokes
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
Uranus is up in the sky today.
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
