School jokes
Grandpa said, "No phone near the table," so I said, "You're not allowed near the school."
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says...
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my ABC's?
Teacher: Go ahead, I guess...
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Where's the D?
Adult 2: Inside me...