I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speedbump 😬
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?" Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled "16!"
Why is Harry Potter a orphan fav character
Because Harry Potter has no parents so it’s relatable
Bully: i wasn't talking to you. me: then why are you listening?
I wish they taught 9/11 at school
It would make these jokes more explosive 🧨
What is the one work orphans don’t know, homework
I was at school when i remembered i forgot my necklace then i screamed out, "SHIT I FORGOT GRANDPA."
What do you get when you cross a pediphile and an elementary school? Predator 3
Teacher: what comes after C? Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4! Teacher: umm ok... but still what comes after A? Me: AK47!!! Teacher thought: oh hell na Teacher: what comes after x? Me: xplosin 1 sec later bomb goes off idk
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp* Teacher: “can I have ur parents signature? It isn’t filled out.” Orphan: “um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....” Teacher: “why?” Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked
Tell your teacher this: I passed a test that took 60 minutes, it wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!
When the teacher gives me a F on my exam
But I have a AK-47 in my backpack
*is honestly the best policy*
why can’t orphans go to school? they need their parents to sing them up
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?”
The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.”
So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.”
When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?”
The boy replied, “Half way down my leg...”
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?
He mist.
The teacher said made the kids guess what a random word was and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier. Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, “I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!”
So I was in the bathroom at school washing and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like "hey can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like sure and I was like come here and so she came over to me I was like girl look at ur self in the mirror and she started laughing so hard and she said I'm so ugly.
