what do cheetahs do when they get a test? they cheat!!!
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today? The bus driver hit sally
joe bidden said- he was going to a peding zoo
trump said -schools are not peding zoos
someone at my school the other day said the whoever killed hittler was a hero. whos going to tell him?
teacher: “okay so how are you going?” student :“i’m not going” teacher” oh so your a wheelchair person”
Goes to school with blue suppresed pistol #1victory royals
This. This, is my class.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words? Student: Ukraine is History!
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because their a big cheetah
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher : hi there class my name is Mr. willy i will be yo math teacher *Me in shock Willy* Me : Willy Wonka is that you?!
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself thinking it’s a cigarette.
I remember having a crush on my math teacher so i winked at her and said "dont worry babe, ill callculater."
me on my way to the prinsiples office after the trans kid told me to act my age so i told him to act his gender
Playing a game called 7-up. Student- why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers? Teacher- it's cheating! Student- No! it's the object of the game.
There is this boy in my year , he is in a wheelchair so I kicked a football at him and pushed him and so then I shouted ROCKET LAUGE
Voting is like doing a group project in school
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop."
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
"Where do young trees go to learn?" "Elementree school."
school would be a lot different if the quiet kid had a rpg
