School jokes

The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.

He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.

What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."

When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.

What does my uncle call a school?

A strip club.

Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.

What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.

Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.

What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?

"Wow, Harry!"

What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.

I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."

Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"

Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.

Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?

He was caught aimbotting.

What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?

They always line up.

I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.

Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.

Teacher: Why are you late!

Girl: I need my beauty sleep.

Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.

Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃

Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.

Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."

Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"