I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen.
Jonny went to school one day, and later that day his dad got a call saying he needed to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home, his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike, Jonny was offered to ride the bike, but he declined it and replied, "My butt still hurts."
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it’s a piñata: 🤪🏏
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
