School jokes

Q: Why did the teacher die?

A: Because he hated his life.

What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?

Impossible!

What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.

What's 2 + 2? A: 22.

They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?

What do you call a kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism

Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?

He was always tardy.

Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?

Teacher: No, of course not.

Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?

I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Turns out they only knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Wheels, and Frame."

So, a retarded kid's mom drops her kid off at school and says, "You better stop the bus today, because I’m not picking you up." So he agrees, and he arrives at the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The next day, the mom says the same thing, and the kid goes to the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The third day, his mom says, "I don’t care if I have to jump out in the middle of the road, you better stop that bus!" So the kid goes to the bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says, "Stop!" The bus driver runs over him. A nearby lady stops the bus and says, "Why’d you run that poor kid over?" and he responds, "'Cause he was making fun of me" (in a retarded voice).

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.

What’s a teacher's favorite tree?

A geometry.

Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.

There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones.

Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?

Teacher: No?

Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."

When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.

Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...

A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends, "I milked a cow, and it took awhile for it to warm up." His brother came over and said, "We don't have cows, we have bulls."

Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...