School jokes
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
Why didn't the bear go to college?
Because bears don't go to college.
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"
An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"