School jokes
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.
And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"
I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.
I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten, and then I woke up from a nightmare.
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
At school, I love to have fun!
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.