Scan Jokes

Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?

A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!

Next time at walmart I'm going to scan my wrist they are basically barcodes

Why should you be friends with emo's? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off and when it expires they get rid of themselvs.

I was joking about self harm to my friend and she told me to CUT it out, I couldn't even laugh. When we were at the self checkout she started scanning my arms, I asked her what she was doing she said, ̈Trying to see if it beeps, ya think id get it to work if I scanned your thighs? ̈ I said, ̈Nah bro you'd overload the system if you put it there. ̈

I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It’ll say anti Depressants. ✨

I went to self-checkout at a store and i scanned my products. But the scanner wouldn ́t scan the barcode on my arm.

Why do emo kids cost so much? Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.

there are perks to bringing a emo to the grocery store you can get coupons by scanning their wrist

I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm. It gave me a discount!

aking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan the result was 404...

why do they put barcodes on the ships in norway why? so when they come into port they can scan-de-navian

What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store The cashier scans there wrist to

me and my suicidal friend are close, so i took him to the mall to treat him. we bought snacks, a new controller for his xbox and a led lights for him room to hopefully brighten his mood. after we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.