Why do emo kids cost so much? Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
there are perks to bringing a emo to the grocery store you can get coupons by scanning their wrist
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel sutherlands wrist Nothing they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades
Scan my wrist for 75% off!!
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm. It gave me a discount!
A women brought her hamster to the vet. The vet takes a look and concludes the hamster died.
The woman doesn't believe it and request further investigation. So the vet lets in a Labrador. The dog sniffs around the hamster and shortly after he produces a sad whine, shakes his had and leaves the room with his tail low.
The woman, still not convinced, demands more examinations. The vet gets one of his cats. It walks around the hamster and pets it. After some time it shakes her head and runs of quickly.
"Fine, I believe you now," the woman says, my beloved hamster is dead. "I'm sorry for your loss", the vet replies. "Your bill for this visit will be 1505 dollars" says the vet. "what? 1505 dollars just to tell me my hamster is dead?" The woman says shocked.
The vet replies: "No, 5 dollars to tell your hamster died, 500 dollars for the lab report and 1000 dollars for the CAT scan."
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it’s perks
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
aking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
why do they put barcodes on the ships in norway why? so when they come into port they can scan-de-navian
Why do emo people go to the store with no money? Because they Just scan their bar code and get every thing free.
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If you scanned my thigh it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen
my 14 year old daughter went shopping at grocery story - she gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist , - the cashier scanned it and replied with " ma'am this item is worthless "
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store The cashier scans there wrist to
me and my suicidal friend are close, so i took him to the mall to treat him. we bought snacks, a new controller for his xbox and a led lights for him room to hopefully brighten his mood. after we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode
Why does the emos mom like taking her son to the store?Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
what do emo kids scan at the store.. their wrist
i scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now i own her, only 3.99 with tax. Thats a steal and a half woopeeee!
