Scan jokes

Time

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.

Brain

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

The image shows four horizontal panels. On the left, each panel has text, the top being "WoW lore", the second "Elder Scrolls Lore", the third "Super Mario Lore", and the fourth "Bionicle Lore". On the right, each panel has a corresponding image of a progressively more elaborate brain scan. The top scan looks like a normal x-ray of a brain. The second has a green glowing section. The third has a bright light coming out of the brain, and the fourth is of a full body with a glowing core.

Scan memes

Identity

Dead · 3 years ago

I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!

Emo kid

Emo bar code scaner · 4 years ago

Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.

Symptom

kanade otonokoji · 3 years ago

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A block of black text on a white background describes someone's worry and possible fear. It mentions irregular heartbeat, heart palpitations, shortness of breath, chest pain, dizziness, pale skin, vomiting blood, and screams. It also mentions that someone's information was a lie and that something is horribly wrong with this family. The text concludes that Elyssa is screaming loudly.

Wii

Toast ツ · 3 years ago

Scan with a 3ds or wii u

The image shows a Mii character QR code labeled "Heisenberg". It's designed to be scanned with a Nintendo 3DS or Wii U.

Scan memes

Community talk

King White Boy Detector👑

3 years ago

Anyone tryna get whiteboy scanned?

Enjoy your cut sir please find the attached file is scanned image in PDF format the same for the next few days ago imagine the fans with lights and sounds good to hear from you soon as possible and I don't know if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings I am too busy for your time and consideration

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