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What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"

The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"

The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"

The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"

The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"

The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"

What did Pepper say to Spray?

"Hey Spray, I'm Pepper, and I think we should fight crime!"

What did the dad say to the kid?

"U got to be kidding me."

What did the traffic light say to the other?

"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"

What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"

What did an Arab say to feed his kid?

'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'

A man with a mullet walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"

How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?

You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you, and the brand name is Wesson.

You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.

He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.

You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.

Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?

A: I'd hit that.

One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."

What did the coal say to the charcoal?

You look pretty coal! 🤣

What do cheetahs say?

"Cheese-ah!"

What did the trumpet say to Trump?

"Hi, fellow trumpet!"

Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕

I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.

Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick

Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.

Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!

[Image of Gwen]

Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!

What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?

“You got nice buns!”

Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.

Not so great way to find out you are adopted.

I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.

My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.

You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.

I'll shut up now.

I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.