Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion? A. May your baby rest in pieces.
what's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
What did the suicidal leperchaun say Irish i was dead
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
What did one traffic light say to the other. Stop looking I am changing
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
Wheres the back
two lesbians adopted a cat that night the cat ran away why ?
because it heard one say i'm gonna eat that pussy
What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?----(Me)owwww) :) :-)
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex.
She was too young.
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice....
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left?" Because women dont have rights.
What did the lungs say to the cigar?? 'You take my breath away...'
What does a cow say when he remembers something? "I have deja moo!"
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common They both say “my moms gonna kill me”
One man's trash is another man's treasure.... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted
Why do people say cheese in a camera? because they were using the computer
One night my brother asked me," Am I a pro gamer?", I say," No you're not a Pro-grammer
What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
