Say jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
How do you get away with rape and incest in California?
Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."