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There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bartender here?"
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
They say thereโs a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."