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Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."

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  • Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"

    Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?

    Reports say there's a small medium at large!

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  • I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”

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  • What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?

    It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!

    What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.

    What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"

    What did the atom say to the other atom?

    "Did you see the new Tron movie?"

    An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.

    The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."

    The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."

    The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."