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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"

The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"

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  • Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."

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  • Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"

    Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?

    Reports say there's a small medium at large!

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  • I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”

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  • What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?

    It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!

    What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.

    What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"

    What did the atom say to the other atom?

    "Did you see the new Tron movie?"