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What did the rapper say to the fridge?

"Give me a BEET!"

What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?

"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"

Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂

What did the grape say to the rapper?

"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"

What did the rapper say to his shoes?

"You better lace up!"

What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?

"Damn, that's really stiff!"

What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?

"Do you want the cameras on or off?"

What does your mom say when she is working?

Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.

A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.

Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."

I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.

What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?

"Goodnight, Mom!"

I forgot the joke I wanted to say.

Chat, is this real?

If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"

What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...

I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.

How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?

What did the cops say when someone called him racist?

"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."

I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.

Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"

A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.

The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."

The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."

The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.