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What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"