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Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?

"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"

A blonde starts a new job at a local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission, so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.

The gentleman has a good look around before saying to the blonde, "It looks perfect.... But cargo space?" To which she instantly replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, car only for road."

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?

"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."

NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".

SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.

WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.

what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"

What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"

What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.

What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.

What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.

What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?

ARRRRRRRRR!

What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?

“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”

Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."

The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."

A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." "What do you expect?" he says, "You're in a fucking wheelchair!"

A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.

What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?

Goddammit, Jamal!

@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.

I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.

A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"

What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?

"Thanks for the warning."

I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.

"What did the zero say to the eight?"

"That belt looks good on you!"