Saw jokes

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."

I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.

A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."

I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.

People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.

The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."

I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.

I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.

I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.

When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.

I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”

A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."

His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."

A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."

Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.

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I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.

Except it had no home button.

Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.