Saw jokes

I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!

I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?

I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!

“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.

I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.

Oh, I just love talking to orphans.

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.

Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.

My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"

I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!

When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.

That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

It's really funny, read through everything slowly.

Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.

I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."

If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.

Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.

My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.

My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!

I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.

I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"