yo mama so stupid she used a fork to save the milk from the cerial
why is stephen hawking an organ donator?
because he saved 200 computers.
IF an emo and a leaf are ina tree which one will fall first?
ANSWER: The leaf, the rope saved the emo
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitos could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS
That Driving backwards, It creeping me out, your gonna wreck or somthing. -Lightning Mcqueen. Because that is what could have saved Titanic. and it wrecked.
Not joke, but I have a question:
What happened to the «posts» page? Can’t reply to saved posts? It just says «access denied»
Have someone deleted it, for what reason? Did it become too toxic, too empty, or?
My girlfriend is so stupid she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying a a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
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I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
yo momma so fat I asked her to save me a seat so she sat down and she saved 10 and one by one the legs started popping off
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
Why didn't superman save the twin towers?......because he's a quadriplegic
A catholic school is burning down, one of the priest says: 'SAVE THE CHILDREN, SAVE THEM', an another priest says: F*CK THE CHILDREN, we're gonna die!! The last priest is like: hmmm... do we have time?
Flag of Congo - Kinshasa @osowxvyy I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! i wanted to save him but a local stopped me. “that’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like bitch we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.