Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out man.
How can you save a depressed person from a tree? you cut the rope
Holly shit there's so many yo mama jokes Heres mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the twin towers Yo mama so old that she has jesus's autograph Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her Yo mama so dumb that she thought rocket league was a competition between kids in wheelchairs
A hill billy female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister and I'm gonna save her
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
yo mama so stupid she used a fork to save the milk from the cerial
IF an emo and a leaf are ina tree which one will fall first?
ANSWER: The leaf, the rope saved the emo
why is stephen hawking an organ donator?
because he saved 200 computers.
That Driving backwards, It creeping me out, your gonna wreck or somthing. -Lightning Mcqueen. Because that is what could have saved Titanic. and it wrecked.
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitos could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
My girlfriend is so stupid she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying a a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
yo momma so fat I asked her to save me a seat so she sat down and she saved 10 and one by one the legs started popping off
Why didn't superman save the twin towers?......because he's a quadriplegic
gay rapist saves female rape victim, rapes rapist
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like bitch we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
a surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery
boss: "we have to let you go."
surgeon: "I protest innocence."
boss: "how?"
surgeon: "I thought to do your job and saving people's lives were two different things."
boss: "get out"
