Santa jokes
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?
A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
How did Santa fit down the chimney?
He buttered it.
How many wives does Santa have?
Ho Ho Ho!
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.