When elsa said let it go, you took to seriously and let go of your hairline
I work in a garage and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said,"why wont my car go straight
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine i should use to get the best looking women
He said the ATM outside
Why was the orphan so successful? Bc people always said go big or go home and he only had one optionđđ
i saw a monkey outside of school and said a look a monkey i got expelled the next day.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later? I said yea I was gonna hang there
My son, who is into astronomy, asked my how stars die i said usually from a overdose
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on, I said : Are you an orphan?. He said : Yeah what gave me away? I said : Your parents buddy
When rejected: That's ok the 3 other little pigs said no too.
911, whatâs your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.
âI think my daddy want to kill meâ the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughterâs voice.
A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."
I was walking till i saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said where are your parents? He cried even more. oh i just love talking to orphans.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby be mine.
I work as an IT technician. The other day I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldoâs laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying âdo you consent to cookies.â He said that he doesnât eat cookies and doesnât know what consent means so thatâs why he called me
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get a calculator. ok anyways sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs)and her friend said it was 222 many,she got caught by the police and was taken to 51 street.she got arrested for x8 days,so she was BOOBLESS
I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day and she said i could be anything i wanted to be if i put my mind to it, sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it even if it's messy
my wife said i had no sense of direction.... so i packed my sh*t and right
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever, and his friend asked did you get any head and the guy said no I couldn't find it.
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters, I think he didnât like it, because I challenged him to a no hands contest. He said but I donât have any. He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
