Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
So I was being robbed, and this guy had the gun to my head, so I told him he was holding it backwards.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
I rode to the bottle shop on my bike yesterday. I bought a whole bottle of wine and put it in the basket on the front of my bike.
Then I thought, if I fell off my bike on the way back home, it would smash and shatter. So I drank all the wine and threw away the bottle.
It was a good idea, because I fell off my bike about four times on the way back.