Sadness jokes
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphans are lonely.
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".
The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
A woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging, “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says, “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and he just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"