Sadness jokes

I don't struggle with depression. Like at this point I got it down. I'm good at depression.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld

Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?

I was sad, so I called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.

It says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.

Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.

What were the emo kid's pronouns?

Was/were.

Did you know that the F in orphan means family?

There's no F in orphan?

Exactly.

I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.

If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.

I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.

The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."

Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.

Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.

A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".

The tree never responded; it left him hanging.

What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.

Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?

Because no one misses them.

Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!

A joke: my life, hahahahaha! Wait, it's not funny.