Sadness jokes
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
A joke: my life, hahahahaha! Wait, it's not funny.
POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and he just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
It says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch).
A woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging, “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says, “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?