my grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS
What is death hell because there is no brige to heven
What do you call a animal in space just death because you need a space suit
Orphans are human too! They just don't know who their parents are and where! I know 4 sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah and Iariah and they said they are orphans too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
Roses are red Violets are blue If hes busy on Valentines day the side chick is you
a joke my life hahahahaha wait its notfunny
What do you call when a ophan takes a selfie.
A famliy photo
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul? pOOp
Why were people sad when john f kennedy got shot? All he got was head
i feel sad for orphans the cant watch star wars bc its parental guidance
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with "I think I need to break up with you"
a little girl said one day " grandmas gonna die tonight". the next morning the girl's grandmother's body was found. that day she said again " Grandpas gonna die tonight" sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning. that day she said " daddy's gonna die tonight." the girls father was terrified. he lay shaking the entire night. somehow, he survived until morning. his wife came into the room crying. he asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
i hate my birthday for my first birthday my mom gave me my life i liked it when it was new and fun now its broken and sad and i wanna take it back
This the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said one day, you'll leave this world behind. So live a life you will remember. My father told me when I was just a child, these are the nights that never die. My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply it makes me wanna cry :(
High school crush: why do you always look so sad? Me: my mom is dead and my favorite grandma and my uncle killed both of them and now he's in jail. High school crush: shit. Sorry about that. Me: and my crush hasent asked me out. High school crush: who is it Me: you Him: goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back) Me: fuck that
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because there sad they don't get wanted!!
Bad joke but i tried
i gave i tree a high five but sadly it left me hanging
What do you call a sad Doge? What? Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
Yo mama so fat that a whole forest grew on her but it was sad because she really smells so the forest died.
As an honest Penaldo fan I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona. I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
