Sadness jokes
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
It's sad someone has ligma.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Memes
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
A woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging, “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says, “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphans are lonely.
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".
The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and he just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!