Sadness jokes
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Memes
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
It's sad someone has ligma.
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
A woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging, “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says, “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphans are lonely.
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".
The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and he just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!