I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
It's sad someone has ligma.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Orphans are lonely
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".
The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
A woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging, “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says, “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and he just sat in is wheelchair and cried.
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
