Sadness jokes

I don't struggle with depression. Like at this point I got it down. I'm good at depression.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld

Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?

I was sad, so I called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.

It says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.

Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.

A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".

The tree never responded; it left him hanging.

What were the emo kid's pronouns?

Was/were.

The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."

If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.

I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.

I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.

Did you know that the F in orphan means family?

There's no F in orphan?

Exactly.

Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.

Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.

What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.

Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅

Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!

Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?

Because no one misses them.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.