Seeing so many balding College students is so sad.... Like why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you ?!?!
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
Papa: Johnny Johnny Johnny: Yes Papa? Papa: Open wide Johnny: HAHAHA Papa: *unzips pants* Johnny: *crying* No Papa
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son. “The lie is the second on.” Says the sad.
Me. I am the joke.
Why cant orphans have a funeral? Because their parents wont be there
If a priest listen to sad music in his church he really enjoys to be deep in minor
why are orphans sad when playing roblox?
there isnt any parents on roblox
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner and then you realize you are the mom.
why is the record for longest jump kept by a emo there still hanging
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok i e got this just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan”
Why did the orphan die? He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
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I asked my class what comes before 47 everyone said 46 except for the quiet kid who sad ak
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's is blue too.
(meaning sad)
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
Why cant Orphans breath, they are drowning in their own tears.
I once saw an orphan... Decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"...... They didn't reply.... I kept asking them.... They started crying.... I started laughing.... They ran away.....
