Sadness jokes
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but you still have 10 seconds left.
Man: What?! What about my family?! My son is still missing! I can't just leave like that!
Doctor: Don't worry sir, I told your family.
Man: That's... great... if they found my son, tell them that I love him more than anything and I couldn't keep that promise.
The doctor watches the man closing his eyes while tears fell down from his eyes.
Doctor: I will... dad...
Tq for reading my crappy joke.
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.
I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.
Sadly 😢
A 6-year-old girl decides to get baptized. She walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately, the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her in the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl drowned and died...
Later on, when the pastor was better and thrown in jail, all he had to say to the mortified family was, “Well, at least she’s in heaven!”
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
My life :(
So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.
My life.