Sadness jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld

I was sad, so I called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.

Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?

It says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.

Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.

The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."

Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.

Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.

Did you know that the F in orphan means family?

There's no F in orphan?

Exactly.

I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.

What were the emo kid's pronouns?

Was/were.

What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.

Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?

Because no one misses them.

Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.

A joke: my life, hahahahaha! Wait, it's not funny.

The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.

The tree left him hanging.

Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.