Sadness jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
I was sad, so I called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
It says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.
Memes
So True
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
A joke: my life, hahahahaha! Wait, it's not funny.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.