Sadness jokes
I was sad, so I called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
It says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.
Memes
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
A joke: my life, hahahahaha! Wait, it's not funny.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."