Why does the egg crack cos it's sad
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Everything disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.
Except my depression.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE DIE.
ROSSHALL ACADEMY
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and he just sat in is wheelchair and cried.
What is black , white and red all over
A dead zebra 🦓
Why are you so bonely my friend I am at least glad that you are not boneless
You wanna know what I want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
Husband: "I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."
Wife: "You have the biggest penis out of all your friends."
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
how do you make a plumber sad?
Kill his family
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying he asks her what is wrong? She replies I lost my, my family, my friends and my home the man then unties his pants and says then young lady ur day is about to get worse
submit a joke: my life
YOUR MOM SUCKS MY DICK 24/7
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
A 6 year old girl decides to get baptized, she walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her In the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl was drowned and died... later on when the pastor was better and thrown in jail. All he had to say to the mortified family was “well, at least she’s in heaven!”
