Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.
Depression hits harder than my dad.
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not HOLDING any fingers.
Me having a good day. Going on a walk on a peaceful day.
My depression: hey, what's up!
Me: go away.
My depression: well how rude.
Me: 🙄.
My depression: remember that one time......
Me: no, don't even.
My depression: that we.....
Me: nope.
My depression: *says really fast*: said that one stupid joke that wasn't funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilled water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like you do every single night.
Me: 😳😶😟.
My depression: 😉 don't worry I'll always be here for you.
I was given my Electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me cauz I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up too.
Can all the hot depressed, suicidal, guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we r. For real
What does a rock and a girl have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions
Onions was a good dog
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful
1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flours Orphan-👁👄👁
When I was little I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people..until I turned 7 I realized that it was just people doing voices..sad isnt it
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. 😈😈
One day, there are Friends having fun, hours later one of the friends Alice, wanted to leave and say *cya guys am just gonna hangin in the tree and have some fresh air* and they all agree hours go by and the group of friends are ready to go home but then seen a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
i go 7u7 I sad i go 7u7 get rick and rolled my son
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
