My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.
And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.
Too bad he left him hanging.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
I was sad, so I called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.
The depressed kid went to high five the tree... but the tree left them hanging.
Today my idiot brother screamed, "Ahhhhh, I'm dead!" But it wasn't really, so I decided to make it a reality until my sister came...
AND HELPED ME! - for once, but then two minutes later my mom showed up. We killed him right in front of her, and she screamed! "Donuts and pizza for you and more if you go to Mrs. Roberts' house and say hi and bye to Daddy!!!!!" And she hands us both a sharp tool, and I say, "What about Tommy??!!! Aren't you MAD!!!!!!!" Then she replied, "Who's THAT!!??? Coz he ain't mine. His name is Tommy, Tommy Roberts."
So then me and my sister visit Mrs. Roberts, and she said, "Oh, this isn't anything important. Go home!" So then my sister and I say hi! and do a countdown. After that my Nike white jumper had turned red! IT WAS A MUCH BETTER COLOUR, MUM SEEMED TO APROVE AS WELL! 😊😊😊 But then the police question us where daddy was, so then Mom said....................... oh he's moved on! So then the police officer was like, "Ahem, ma'm where!" SO THEN I BELLOWED.......................... UP - UR -A##. And we got let off the hook, then we moved oh and we k!lled the cop 2 and oh did i meantion we HAD a maid, and a landlord and a cat but they were all 2 annoying so we got rid of them and now our new backyard is very smellyyy and i dont think there is enoff space to put muummy anymore so now i dont think sissy will fit either🧐 i will ask my neibour nessy she'll obviously say YES or ill........................................
ok like for part two☺☺☺
