Sadness jokes
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Little Johnny's dad was drunk and told him to grow up, and he said, "STFU, you need to be young, you big-ass bitch!"
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
The rain is my tears.
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.
And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."