I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
The rain is my tears.
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.
And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.
Too bad he left him hanging.