Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
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Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor π.
Why was the apple π sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
I don't struggle with depression. Like at this point I got it down. I'm good at depression.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "Thatβs sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.