I cry when U leave the room there tears of joy because U have an ugly hairline
a little girl said one day " grandmas gonna die tonight". the next morning the girl's grandmother's body was found. that day she said again " Grandpas gonna die tonight" sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning. that day she said " daddy's gonna die tonight." the girls father was terrified. he lay shaking the entire night. somehow, he survived until morning. his wife came into the room crying. he asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
what is the difference between emo grass and normal grass emo grass cuts itself
Bo - hey kids I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power so I am just going to be a orphan *kids changing the channel to Annie* Annie- Tomorrow tomorrow only a day away * TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go Dezzy- WAAAAAAAAAA I can’t find Bo
it must have been a sad day when you slitherd out of the abortion bucket
its kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence oh wait you only said three words
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul? pOOp
If someone is mean to an orphan just say I will call ur mum and make them cry even more
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because there sad they don't get wanted!!
Bad joke but i tried
Fake emo: when I’m sad i cut myself Real emo: same fake emo: another piece of cake
I once saw an orphan... Decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"...... They didn't reply.... I kept asking them.... They started crying.... I started laughing.... They ran away.....
Why are orphas always sad because there parents are not there to chear them up
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go
If a priest listen to sad music in his church he really enjoys to be deep in minor
you are so fat bob the builder sad i cant fix it LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: sad
Teacher: anyway Is anyone missing.
Students: Your Parents
Why cant Orphans breath, they are drowning in their own tears.
What's red and blue and runs up your leg
A homesick miscarriage
People complain we are over- populated. Well then if we committed suicide then why do they be sad. It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad peoples?
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water
Because their dad never came back with the milk
