What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
I don't struggle with depression. Like at this point I got it down. I'm good at depression.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
