Sadness jokes
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”
Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
That's wheely (really) sad.
It's too long, sorry. >:)
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.