Sadness

Sadness jokes

An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?

A: To find his dad.

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What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.

It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.

He was a great vet.

Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."

Student: "That’s sad."

Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"

Student: "Your parents."

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."

Why did the orphan kill itself?

Because he's depressed about no family.