Sadness

Sadness jokes

I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.

You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.

Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?

Because every time they scan, it scans twice.

Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!

  • 7
  • You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.

    Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.

    Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?

    Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!

    Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!