What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
Sadness Jokes
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
That's wheely (really) sad.
It's too long, sorry. >:)
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
I'm an orphan, lol.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
