I asked my class what comes before 47 everyone said 46 except for the quiet kid who sad ak
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk but it's acting really duckpressed.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
My crushes best friend came up to me and called me my crushes dog 🐕 so then I say wow your an ass for calling me a bich he then looks at me wide eyed and I just walk away.
High school crush: why do you always look so sad? Me: my mom is dead and my favorite grandma and my uncle killed both of them and now he's in jail. High school crush: shit. Sorry about that. Me: and my crush hasent asked me out. High school crush: who is it Me: you Him: goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back) Me: fuck that
Why did the orphan dig six feet under To find his parents
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.
me an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes* some person: stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain me an orphan: that the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if shes jealous when her phone dies.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad
A sad caterpillar
Emo: Phone die) Emo: Why not me ;(
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple, the apple falls from the tree
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
Yo mama so fat that a whole forest grew on her but it was sad because she really smells so the forest died.
Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie - oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast- 🎶 your a dumb Communist Miss Kadie🎶 Chandler-🎵 yup your one high fluting son of a gun🎵 Mr. Beast- 🎵 I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant🎵 Miss Kadie - 🎵 don’t hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kid🎵 kids- 🎵 we’ve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie - 🎵 I just want to die because I’m so sad - Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide
people say that they can read people's faces;then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
I'm sick of crying;tired of trying;yes,i'm still smiling;inside I'm dying
I cry when U leave the room there tears of joy because U have an ugly hairline
