Sadness jokes
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
That's wheely (really) sad.
It's too long, sorry. >:)
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.