Sad Jokes

Q: What do you call a sad soda? A: Soda-pressing.

hi this is not a joke plz like or i will be verrrrrrry sad -_-

why am i so sad?

Why are orphas always sad because there parents are not there to chear them up

why was aarons mum sad the bus missed aaron

Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body. I gave her a shoulder to crayon

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this is so sad can we hit 50 likes?!!

How did the orphan die

Of sadness

what do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD

I had the BEST day EVER. 1:I woke up 2:I met someone im sad of 3:I had fun and got them back again online. But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st.. XD

What's the difference between a orphan and a Chinese kid? The Chinese kid has a home.

Why are orphans so sad?

Because everytime they swallow, they think... you should have mom

its so sad that Stephen hawkings cant stand up for himself

When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:

Hey come on man keep your chin up. Wait which one

A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month" , "month" got killed by a gay guy and after that "nun" got homophobic.

While "nun" 's sitting next to "month" 's grave he heard a guy asks his friend : 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On ? 》 , "Nun" get angry and he asks that guy : 《 What did you just said to your friend ? 》 , the guy answers : 《 A game on , why ? 》

"Nun" kills the two guys .

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What do you do when your sister askes you “why are you sad” Reply back with “Because you were born”