Sad jokes

What do you call a sad Doge?

What?

Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!

It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner, and then you realize you are the mom.

What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?

The Chinese kid has a home.

Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?

A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.

It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.

My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.

My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.

Q: What do you call a sad soda?

A: Soda-pressing.

Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-

Why am I so sad?

When I'm sad, I cut myself...A PIECE OF CAKE!

Why are orphans always sad?

Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.

Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.

A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.

Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.

I gave her a shoulder to crayon.

My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared.

I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her pussy--and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "fuck her doggy" part either.

9/11

This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.

Why are orphans so sad?

Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."

When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:

Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?