Sad Jokes

What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?

The Chinese kid has a home.

Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?

A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.

It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.

My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.

My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.

Q: What do you call a sad soda?

A: Soda-pressing.

The image shows a scene where a cartoon man is crouched over a table with a sad expression. In the text above, a friend asks why the person is sad, the person replies that they lost their job, the friend says they shouldn't feel sad because others have it worse, and then the person in the image emphatically states, 'SAD IS SAD.'

Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!

Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-

Why am I so sad?

When I'm sad, I cut myself...A PIECE OF CAKE!

Why are orphans always sad?

Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.

Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.

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This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!

Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.

I gave her a shoulder to crayon.

My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared.

I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her pussy--and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "fuck her doggy" part either.