Sad jokes

Mom

It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner, and then you realize you are the mom.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?

The Chinese kid has a home.

Duck

Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?

A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.

Memes

Blowjob

My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.

My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.

Like

Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-

Orphan

Why are orphans always sad?

Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.

Shoulder

Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.

I gave her a shoulder to crayon.

Misunderstanding

My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared.

I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her pussy--and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "fuck her doggy" part either.

Chin

When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:

Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?

Orphan

Why are orphans so sad?

Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."

Day

I had the BEST day EVER.

1: I woke up.

2: I met someone I'm sad about.

3: I had fun and got them back again online.

But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD