Sad jokes
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
I had the BEST day EVER.
1: I woke up.
2: I met someone I'm sad about.
3: I had fun and got them back again online.
But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
Memes
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
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I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!