It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Sad Jokes
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
sad sad sad
now you laugh and like
thank you!
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
