Sad Jokes

High school crush: why do you always look so sad? Me: my mom is dead and my favorite grandma and my uncle killed both of them and now he's in jail. High school crush: shit. Sorry about that. Me: and my crush hasent asked me out. High school crush: who is it Me: you Him: goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back) Me: fuck that

There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard

Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead

A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son. “The lie is the second on.” Says the sad.

Very sad today found my pet mouse ' Elvis ' dead this morning, he was caught in a trap .

If a priest listen to sad music in his church he really enjoys to be deep in minor

me an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes* some person: stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain me an orphan: that the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?

why are orphans sad when playing roblox?

there isnt any parents on roblox

kid: dad, whats an orphan? dad:

What do you call a sad Doge? What? Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!

Mirrors can’t talk, it’s sad that it can’t laugh at you!

It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner and then you realize you are the mom.

Why was the apple 🍎 sad?

Because he got his peelings hurt

9/10/01

Bush: “Ok i e got this just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan”

Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flours Orphan-👁👄👁

I asked my class what comes before 47 everyone said 46 except for the quiet kid who sad ak

Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's is blue too.

(meaning sad)

Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?

A: Idk but it's acting really duckpressed.

It’s so sad because Stephen Hawkings can’t even stand up for his self after all these mean joke