Sad jokes
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
Memes
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
There was a fancy dress party; the theme was emotions.
One guy came dressed in green, and he was envy; another person came dressed in red, and she was anger; another guy came dressed in blue, and he was sadness. Two Indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear, said he was deep in dis"pear." The other Indian came with his d*** in custard, and he said he was f***ing dicustard!
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad: