Sad jokes

What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!

So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔

What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.

I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.

I have many jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none of them seemed to have worked.

A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.

How do you get an orphan sad?

You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.

As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.

I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.

I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.

The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.

The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.

LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.

I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"

The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."

The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”

10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.

My sad ass life.

How sad and pathetic is it that all you wait for after you finish a suicidal joke is for people to like your joke, but you know you'll just be a failure at that as well?

I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.

I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.

I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔

Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?

Me: I'm just BONELY.

Sans: Good one kiddo.