Sad jokes
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "Sad"
Teacher: "Anyway, is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.