Sad jokes

I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.

Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?

He could not find home.

The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.

Why are orphans always sad?

Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.

If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.

You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."

Students: "Sad"

Teacher: "Anyway, is anyone missing?"

Students: "Your parents!"

Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.

People complain we are overpopulated.

Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?

Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.

Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.

I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.

I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.

I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.

What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!

So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔

What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.

I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

I have many jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none of them seemed to have worked.