Sad jokes
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."