Sad jokes
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”
Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
That's wheely (really) sad.
My life is so sad it's because you're in it.
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-