Sad jokes

Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?

There isn't any parents on Roblox.

You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.

I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.

Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!

Why is the orphan sad for dinner?

He has no one to eat with at the table.

That's wheely (really) sad.

My life is so sad it's because you're in it.

Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.

POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.

I made a website for orphans.

Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.

Q: Why was the pilot sad?

A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀

Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-

I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.

I tried to make a website for orphans.

Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.

Why was the apple 🍎 sad?

Because he got his peelings hurt.

It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.

He was a great vet.

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."

Student: "That’s sad."

Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"

Student: "Your parents."