What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
Bored? Run over a orphan with your car! what are they going to do tell their nonexistent parents?
Why did the man get run over? Ur mom XD
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
POV: Wine Taster in hell
I was, sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. this silhouette begins to speak, "you have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. how do you plead?" the man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit. "guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like I will take any punishment you deem fit." very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request." out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. the boy says "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." the boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, Taste like chicken."
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit, he slams on his brakes, gets out and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired. A passing car slams on it’s brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny pulls out an aerosol can and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The Bunny jumps up runs a few feet, then stops, turns around and waves it’s paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight. The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says “Wow that is amazing, what is in that can” the man looks at the can and reads the label “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave”.
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van if you touch my van I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan if you steal ice cream I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine
A guy runs into a bar, and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”
why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane.to get run over
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter! (Obtained by running over 69 children)
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal
Wen you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby? You can't run over a yellow line
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
I have no toes so I put blood on my foot and then my other foot got run over so ye
