Run Over jokes

How do you make a baby cry?

You run over it with a lawn mower.

What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.

I was sitting in traffic the other day.

Probably why I got run over.

My wife was run over.

I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.

My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?

I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.

Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.

So, a blind man got run over by a car... a parked car.

I almost got run over by a car.

For the rest of the day I was taking the backseat as I was wheely tried.

POV: Wine Taster in hell.

I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"

The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.

"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."

"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."

Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."

Why did the man get run over?

Ur mom XD

On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.

Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?

Sanity to live: I don't know?

Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!

Sanity to live? *dies*

Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.

Sanity to live: *resurrected*

Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...

(sponsored by jumping bridges)

What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.

Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?

Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.

I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.

They say that bad things happen to good people.

So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.

My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.

I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.