Run Over jokes
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit. He slams on his brakes, gets out, and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired.
A passing car slams on its brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny, pulls out an aerosol can, and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The bunny jumps up, runs a few feet, then stops, turns around, and waves its paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight.
The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says, “Wow, that is amazing! What is in that can?” The man looks at the can and reads the label, “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave.”
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
A guy runs into a bar and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”
My wife was run over.
I have no toes, so I put blood on my foot, and then my other foot got run over, so, ye.
Why did the boy get run over?
Sally was driving.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?