The 30+ Best Row Jokes

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Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes. When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.

Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?

I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show, by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.

Your hairline is so far back that the united states got a front row seat

Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. 🤣

I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied “I’m taking notes from the best” And vanished

whats the same with ur dad and retail row

they are both off the map

During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval. I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah. Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.” My friend was the only one who laughed

These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian and I know how to BAKEon breakfast

2 jokes in a row babyyyyy

how can you tell that a blonde likes you? she only give three fucking nights in a row.

Hey can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.

How can you can a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.

Why was Mr Bean on the River Thames?

He was Rowing at Kingston.

I was at a concert, in the front row and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!". And I replied: "Is that a death fret?".

Omg wassup dude why does your hair look just like a young whoopi Goldberg from the color purple them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head you look like a damn cheetah pet che che che cheetah they available at Wal-Mart dollar tree target and kroger.