Routine jokes

What is a good night sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk home from school and walk home and walk home from home and walk home and get a good night walk and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from...

I love going to sleep at night.

I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.

What time is it when you walk out to the school?

Time to go to school!

I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.

I went for my routine check up last week, and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?

Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.

If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?

Habit.

So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.

How does an Indian open his car?

"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)

Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?

A: It rises every morning.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped his ass.

When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes his ass.

Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.

Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.

One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.

When I get naked in the bathroom... the shower usually gets turned on!

What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes his butt.

What is the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting up.