Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
When I get naked in the bathroom... the shower usually gets turned on!
What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.
