Routine jokes

Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job ever.

Toilet paper: Ya, right.

You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.

My day started out great until I woke up.

Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?

Because why not.

Mom: Son, get up for school.

Son: I AM UP *holds up books and says I'm up* IM UP MOM!

My Dad went for some milk. He never came back :)

Hey guys, I use toilet paper.

Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.

I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6 AM, but wake up at 7 AM. And it's not even a joke.

Good morning!

What is a good night sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk home from school and walk home and walk home from home and walk home and get a good night walk and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from...

I love going to sleep at night.

I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.

What time is it when you walk out to the school?

Time to go to school!

I went for my routine check up last week, and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?

Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.

If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?

Habit.

So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.

How does an Indian open his car?

"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)