Roses jokes

what did the pedophile say to the kid?

"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm stroking my dick and thinking of you.

"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I have schizophrenia,

And so do I.

Roses are red, potato chips are savory...

The United States prison system is legalized slavery.

Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.

Roses are red. Lemons are sour. Open your legs, so I can devour.

Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like your's belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you.

Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.

Roses are red, I wish you were dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Through highs and lows, I'll be here for you.