Rose jokes

Roses are red.

Grass is green.

I think of you sucking my peen.

The sun isn’t the only thing that rose up this morning...

Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.

Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.

Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.

My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:

I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!

Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.

Roses are red, I reload fast...

I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!

Mary Rose sat on a pin. Mary Rose!

A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom, why is my name Rose?"

The mom responded, "Well, you see, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."

The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"

The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals fell on your head."

The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"

The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"

Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.

Roses are red.

Your passports are blue.

Now go stand over there,

In that very long queue!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!

Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.

(meaning sad)