Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
Mary Rose sat on a pin. Mary Rose!
A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom, why is my name Rose?"
The mom responded, "Well, you see, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"
The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals fell on your head."
The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"
The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Roses are red violets are blue oh you wanna die I wanna die too!!!
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!
"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"
Roses are red violets are blue keep being you let no 1 discourage you
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
A father is talking to his three kids.
Kid 1: Why is my name Rose?
Dad: Because when you were a kid, a rose fell on your head.
Kid 2: Why is my name Lily?
Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby.
Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh!
Dad: Oh hey, Brick.
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
roses are red violets are blue if I slapped you that’d be animal abuse
Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.
