Rob jokes
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!
Rob: .....BECKY :3
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It’s a wood hulem.
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles.
The cops arrived and arrested the woman for killing her cheating husband, and the son was sent to child services. (Moral - no one cares about the frkn snail and turtles!)
I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!