Rob jokes
"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.