I was driving with my parent and shouted its a super hero but i didnt know it was a emo kid
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident" (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
Scratches on an icy road and kills or 50 people on the bus and when they get to heaven God feel so bad for them and grants them all one wish the first lady in the line was always worried about her looks so she wish to be beautiful and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to want to wish about so he also wish to be beautiful but this keep on going but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh when he got to God he said God says what’s what is your one wish my son I wish you can make them all ugly again
Why did the Lego cross the road he was on the wrong blockl
Americans: we drive on the right side of the road
The British: we drive on the left side of the road
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD *crashing noises follow*
why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road? It's a damn rock m8, it's not gonna walk!
Why did Pinnochio cross the road?
To get to the other lied
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
Why did the chicken cross the roads to popeyes chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
I went out for a drive, and attempted to drift on the road, it didn't end well for me, or fo the speed bumps I hit. *wait. there isn't any road bumps* *o h s h i t.*
why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site ah hah hah hah
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police and says they support the military? Dumb right wingers
A man got pulled over and the policeman had stepped out and said do you know how fast you were going and the man said I was trying to catch up with the traffic and the officer said there is no traffic the man said exactly that’s how far behind I am
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side Bih
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road? It went with the traffic jam.
Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn’t wearing a seat belt
Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the peanut.
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident? She was really drunk and all over the road Until she was all over the road.
