Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
what stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy
billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."
(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)
Scratches on an icy road and kills or 50 people on the bus and when they get to heaven God feel so bad for them and grants them all one wish the first lady in the line was always worried about her looks so she wish to be beautiful and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to want to wish about so he also wish to be beautiful but this keep on going but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh when he got to God he said God says what’s what is your one wish my son I wish you can make them all ugly again
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
Americans: we drive on the right side of the road
The British: we drive on the left side of the road
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD *crashing noises follow*
why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road? It's a damn rock m8, it's not gonna walk!
Why did Pinnochio cross the road?
To get to the other lied
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
I went out for a drive, and attempted to drift on the road, it didn't end well for me, or fo the speed bumps I hit. *wait. there isn't any road bumps* *o h s h i t.*
why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site ah hah hah hah
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police and says they support the military? Dumb right wingers
