Why did the chickens cross the road??
To get to KFC
what do get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts. Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flag mate.
Why did the Dad cross the road
To get the milk
why did the chicken cross the road. to go to Chick-fil-A
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
the parents who left their kids on the side of the road should of thought twice and got abortion
Pokemon:Why did the Miltank cross the road? To get to the udder side.
Why did the Orphan cross the road? To find they way store to see they dad
why did Diana cross the road because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
why did the baby cow cross the road to find it's mom who has the milk
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more
its not funny i know
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road."
this ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road and she started gaging on it a lil and he said oh yeah baby you like that big dick don't ya and she oh baby its not that, ya asshole stinks
Why are orphans lucky because when they drive they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home
Dog the dog and maggie were frightened of her and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor jokes and maggie was walking i was going to off the road to the city hall to see her and her and I said that the only one piece dress for women readymade rb collection as he was walking in the city and maggie was a little bit more on the side of it
Once a bird went to search for food then suddenly he grain on a road when he saw a Bullock cart he said that's to far away then the Bullock immediately cam and the king bird came and the deceitful bird said sorry majesty I was wrong to eat this on the road and then he died and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it
why did theautistic kid walk across a busy road?... He was chasing is mind and got hit my a car
Little Johnny was walking down a dirt country road, and he came upon a old farmer leaning against a fence looking sad shaking his head. He walked up to the the old farmer and asked him what's wrong. The Old Farmer said, " my mule, he just won't do nothing, he don't work any more, always looking sad, barely eat, just sad." Little Johnny said, "can I go talk him?" "Sure, The Old Farmer said, he's back in the barn." Little Johnny went back in the barn, seen the mule just sad, and sighing.. A few minutes laters, Little Johnny came out and said, "You're mule fixed." The Old Farmer ran in, and seen the mule laughing, just rolling, and crying laughing.. "Thank you, thank you," The Old Farmer said, and Little Johnny was on his way.. Well, a few days later, Little Johnny was walking down the same old dirt road, and came upon The Old Farmer again, looking sad.. "What's the matter?" Little Johnny asked.. "It's my mule again, ever since you talked him he won't do nothing, he won't work, just laughing all day, what did you say?" "Can I go in and talk to him again?" Little Johnny asked. "Sure," said The Old Farmer, "he's back in the barn." Little Johnny went in the barn and a few minutes later came back out. "Your mule fixed sir." The Old Farmer went in seen the mule 'Crying' crying really hard. The Old Farmer came running out of the barn, "Hey boy! What did you say to my mule, one day he's sad, then laughing, now he's crying, just what did you say to my mule?" Little Johnny smiled and answered, "We'll the first time I told him my dick was bigger than his, this time I showed it to him"
why did the emu cross the road because it was the chickens days of yeah i hate myself man .
