Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder faliure
Why did the mexican chicken croos the road. Because the mom said" Vente, Baca
Your walking on the street when you realised that your in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It was on a roll
Two guys were walking down the street and one of the guys told his friend he could talk any Blond in the world into giving him a Blowjob, any Blond! So the guy bet him 20 bucks and pointed to this cute blond sitting on the side of the road and said alright let's see it! The other guy walks up to the cutie and says, Hi my names Dave and my Doctor just told me that if I didn't get a Blowjob from a Blond within three hours that the disease I have will kill me in 'oh less see now 22 minutes! She looked up at him with tears in her eyes and said "You mean I could save you from dying right now?" Then she says pull it out! 10 minutes later the two men were laughing and patting old Dave on the back when his friend noticed the blond sitting in the alley bawling her eyes out! So he walks over to her and says I would have thought you would be so happy for saving my friends life?! So she looks up him just crying her eyes out even worse and says" I could have saved my dad!"
two tomatoes are walking on a road then car runs over one of them and the other says: hi ketchup :D
Q: why cant helen keller drive? A: because shes a woman
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You:Why? To get to the little b***h's house! Knock knock! You:Who's there? The chicken (this is more like a roast and a pun lol)
Man is out west driving and on the edge of town comes across a tourist stand and sitting in front is with an Indian chief right out of central casting. Dour look, full headdress, a glass jar and a sign that says "Indian chief know all! $5". So the fellow's curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the chief, puts $5 in the jar and asks "What did I have for breakfast on this day 10 years ago?". Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Hmmm eggs. You had eggs!". "Eggs?" shouts the guy "Everybody has eggs! I've been had!" throws his hands in the air and leaves in a huff.
Ten years on, as fate would have it the fellow has occasion to be driving through the same town and sure enough he comes across the same stand, Indian chief, sign and jar. So he stops the car and saunters across the road, goes up to the chief like a smart-ass, holds up his hand and says "How". Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Poached".
Why did the pillow cross the road
Because his cousins name was Koshin and he didnt want to live anymore
A 60 year old man is walking along a deserted road with a 12 year old boy. It’s getting dark, and the boy says “Hey mister, it’s getting dark and I’m scared”. The man replies, “You’re scared? I’ve got to walk back to town alone”.
What's the point of hiding the screaming speed bump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming. B: Make it look like an actual speed bump. And C... You think it's hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach.
What is long, yellow and cant swim? A bus full of children
why did the roster cross the road twice?
to prove it was not a chicken
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
Toilet paper cried across the road
Why did the two balls cross the road? To get to the penis! Sorry, too rude?
why did the indian cross the road ? to get to the curry shop
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
