Road crossing jokes
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side and meet his friend.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
How did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.