Road crossing jokes
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. 馃惂
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? - 'Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To show he wasn't a chicken.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn鈥檛 wearing a seat belt.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.